theo-winterwood:

“[sic] I always said that Tommy should have married Nikki because if they were gay they would be the ideal gay couple—made in Heaven.”

-Ross Halfin

(YOU GUYS. GUESS WHO’S SEEING MOTLEY CRUE TOMORROW???)

gh3ttobla5ter:

S I X X

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO

WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED

DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO

i just threw up

(Source: fabulewis)

strifeandslash:

safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet) 

bepeu:

it’s 7:40am and i camt stop laughing abt carrot

analprolapsing:

analprolapsing:

analprolapsing:

omg my dog just turned into a bagel wtf

you think i’m lying

freddybenson:

freddybenson:

reblog if you would marry a meme

why hasnt this entire website reblogged this post 

snorlaxatives:

blackromney:

1th 2nt 3nd 4rst

this makes me really angry

cleadmau5:

woofuckingjiho:

when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”

(Source: woofuckingjiho)

rnarshrnallows:

i love getting baked! wait whats that? weed? no no i want u to put me into the oven at 375 degrees

mondoleon:

guten tag